A moment for giddiness

February 16th, 2010 by Jenny

I don’t have much time, as I really need to get ready for work and go eat the muffins that just came out of the oven and put the chicken broth that I cooked last night into some sort of container so it can be saved… BUT Nathan sent me this link, and I *have* to share it. Now.

This is my new favorite food blog: http://www.waffleizer.com/

Pink Peppermint Pie – A story of unrequited love

February 13th, 2010 by Valerie

I made a beautiful pie for Valentine’s Day. In order to make it, I scraped the cream off half a box of Oreos, whipped up cream by hand (this took a loooong time), and invented my own recipe for chocolate drizzle. It turned out splendidly – a work of art that made me proud. I’m sorry to say it didn’t receive the love I hoped it would.

See, I made this pie for a party. And this party had a ton of sweets. Everyone was handed a little molten chocolate cake (which tasted awesome, by the way) at the beginning of the party. After molten chocolate cake, how could anyone have room for peppermint pie? Sadly, only two or three pieces of my pie got eaten. It was disappointing to see my beautiful pie cut up and melting (it needs to be refrigerated) and not even being eaten.  This may seem silly, but it really was an unfortunate situation.

Pink Peppermint Pie

Pink Peppermint Pie

Anyway, the recipe is awesome, and I hope your experience with this pie will be better fated than mine. I found this recipe in Betty Crocker (the copy from the 70’s that my parents gave me for my 15th birthday). Here it is:

  • Oreo crust (I made my own)
  • 24 large marshmallows
  • 1/2 c milk
  • 1 t vanilla
  • 1/8 t salt
  • 6 drops peppermint extract
  • 6 drops red food color
  • 1 c chilled whipping cream
  • 2 T crushed peppermint candy

Bake pie crust.  Heat marshmallows and milk in saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly, just until marshmallows are melted.  Remove from heat; stir in vanilla, salt, peppermint extract, and food color.  Refrigerate, stirring occasionally, until mixture mounds slightly when dropped from a spoon.

Beat whipping cream in chilled bowl until stiff.  Stir marshmallow mixture until blended; fold into whipping cream.  Pour into crust.  Refrigerate at least 12 hours.

In order to decorate this, I melted chocolate chips (about 1/3 cup) with shortening (about a tablespoon) in a saucepan. I dipped a heart-shaped cookie cutter in the melted chocolate, then made heart-shaped impressions on the pie. Then I used the cookie cutter again to sprinkle peppermint candy inside the hearts. I had so much melted chocolate left over, I covered the whole edge of the crust too.

Experiments don’t always go right

February 12th, 2010 by Jenny

For the longest time, I only used recipes found on foodnetwork.com.  The way Quentin said it once, this way, I know they’re good.  AllRecipes is always a nice resource, but I find myself acting more the skeptic on that sight.  ”3 tablespoons of salt?  I don’t think so…”  Lately, I’ve been bonding with the rest of the food blog community.  I found a listing of some of the most popular, and I’ve used this to link to others that I’ve found helpful.  But this doesn’t help you much when you’re looking for a specific recipe, which I was (I’ll explain why in a moment).  Somebody (though for the life of me, I can’t remember who – sorry) had a link to this on their blog.  Since I discovered it, it’s become a go to resource when I want to find specific recipes by people a lot like me.

… so why was I looking for a recipe?  I got an email from my brother awhile back, which read as follows: “If you were planning to get me a birthday gift, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money, these sound really good.”  His birthday is this Saturday, so this past weekend, I started looking at the recipe more seriously, figuring out what ingredients I needed to get.  Not to criticize his tastes on his birthday, but 2 cups of almond meal/flour (which I found to be the same thing when talking to a friend of mine who often cooks gluten free) made me sick to my stomach.  I’ve actually been avoiding almonds all week (even Valerie’s chocolate covered ones) because the thought of that much almond really bothers me.  The rest of the recipe didn’t sound much better.  He talks of putting them in the freezer so they don’t get too brittle, an interesting idea to be sure.  I’m rarely snobby about my cooking, but I made the decision that I knew better than my brother on the subject of cooking (even if it was gluten free) and over-ruled him.

… but then it was Saturday, and I needed to do something.  I found a bag of “gluten free flour mix” at Target.  I decided to go with a normal banana oatmeal cookie and just replace the flour with my gluten free alternative.  The results might have been amazing, but for a two mistakes.  I ran out of oats, with a cup and a half still to go.  It was 8 o’clock the evening before I needed to mail them, and I had already been to the store for butter.  I’ll just replace it with a little more flour.  This was mistake number 1.  Had it been “normal” flour, it might not have mattered as much.  Mistake number 2 is something I intend to grow from.  I was insecure about the cookies, so I peeked in the oven on them after only about 5 minutes of baking.  They had spread quite a bit and weren’t rising at all.  I ended up dumping in 1/4 cup more flour and a bit more baking soda, and this was a mistake.  As it turns out, that’s all the spreading they would do, and they rose quite a bit after that.  The first batch was delicious, but the rest were just a little two dry.  I played with baking temperature, hoping to remedy this, but it didn’t have much effect.  The result was a sub-par cookie.  Sorry, bro.

I love experimenting, and people might be prone to think that all experiments go well when you’re a talented cook.  Perhaps they do under those circumstances, but if that be so, I clearly am not talented.  Nor are many other well respected chefs.  In fact, my experimentation almost always stems from my laziness (I don’t want to go to the store to buy the right ingredients or I don’t want to wash all the dishes that would demand) or a desire for self-expression (wouldn’t it be fun to put cinnamon chips* in it??).  It really isn’t as honorable as some make it seem, and it has been the source of many failed meals.  More often than not, my experimentation gets me into trouble when it comes to baking.  I just don’t know enough or have enough patience to be a good baker without a recipe.  Still, I often refuse to use one.  Eat my baked goods at your own risk.

My next post will contain the cookies I was pleased to present to Chris as a birthday present, though they weren’t at all what he asked for.  Be not discouraged by my failures.

*I found cinnamon chips at Kroger in the clearance bin.  I’ve been throwing them into all sorts of baked goods since.

Slow Cooking on-the-fly

February 6th, 2010 by Valerie

(Valerie here again) Over Christmas I got a slow cooker, rice cooker, and food processor. Of course, I immediately went to work finding recipes that used them. I started by making my first-ever Spaghetti and Meatballs which required the food processor (for making breadcrumbs) and the slow cooker.

A couple of weeks ago I was scraping the bottom of the barrel with my food. I wanted to see what I could do without taking a trip to the grocery store. This is what I found in my house:

  • 1/2 pound pinto beans
  • 1/2 pound black eyed peas
  • Several carrots
  • Onions
  • 1 white potato
  • 1 sweet potato
Before I started the cooker

Before I started the cooker

I figured, here’s my chance to use my slow cooker for what it’s best at – throwing food together and letting it do its thing. I soaked the beans, chopped up the veggies, then threw them in the slow cooker with water, thyme, bayleaves, and oregano. I turned the cooker on low and let it cook overnight.

It turned out pretty good. I wasn’t so sure when I first smelled the soup in the morning (sometimes beans smell funny). It tasted good though, especially when I mixed in some half & half to make it creamy.

Nate’s Chicken

February 5th, 2010 by Jenny

This recipe is one of those that could probably taste better if you put more time into it, but in only 5 minutes, it tastes darn good.  I didn’t have a name, so Nathan made it his.

Photo by Nathan Clendenin

Photo by Nathan Clendenin

Ingredients:

  • 4 frozen chicken breast
  • 1/3 c. vegetable oil
  • 1/2 c. honey
  • 1/2 c. lime juice
  • 1/2 T. dried cilantro
  • 1/2 T. chili powder
  • rice (I prefer brown, basmati)
  • black beans

Procedures:

Place chicken in baking dish.  Whisk together oil, honey, lime juice, cilantro, and chili powder.  Pour over chicken.  Bake at 350 for about half an hour.  Cook rice in rice cooker.  Microwave beans.  When chicken is done, I like to shred it up so there’s more chicken surface to hold the juice.  Serve.

P.S.  I ran out of honey and used pancake syrup instead.  … pretty darn good…