When I say the words “curried eggs”…
- 3% of you thought to yourselves, “Oh! Jenny’s curried eggs! Wait, why don’t I still live with her? #%@ army!!”
- 91% of you should have been thinking “That sounds amazing!” but were actually thinking “Are you kidding me??” with a look of disgust on your face.
- And precisely 6% of you left the page immediately.
I stalk you on google analytics. I know these things. Also, The Police are playing in my head. I’m not sure how I feel about that. (I usually say that when I feel very negatively about something. That’s not the case here. I’m really quite conflicted. This song does kind of creep me out, though.)
So what’s this curried eggs business all about?
When I was a kid, I used to spend the night at my friend Sarah’s house from time to time. On Saturday mornings, almost without fail, Sarah’s father would make breakfast. Eggs, sausage links, sometimes even pancakes (if not, homemade sourdough bread with some kind of delicious homemade jam). Yeah, I pretty much loved spending the night at her place. Sarah’s dad makes an interesting variation of classic scrambled eggs.
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!
A few things of interest:
- The first time I can remember having curried eggs, Sarah’s dad had added green food coloring because they had read Green Eggs and Ham the day before.
- My family pretty much never eats curry. I had no idea if it made things green.
- I genuinely believed that all curried eggs were green, and I am much too beshamed to admit how old I was before this misconception was corrected.
So how exactly do you curry eggs? It’s simple, really. Whisk the eggs in a bowl. Add garlic powder, curry powder, salt, and black pepper. I’m not at all opposed to adding a splash of milk as well. Now scramble those eggs! The trick is to start with an extremely hot skillet, then remove from heat when you add the whisked egg mixture.
If you want exact measurements on the curry, garlic, etc., you’re out of luck. It’s totally up to you and your preferences. If you’re new to it, don’t go crazy with the spices. When you make this a second time (and trust me, you will), you can add a little more.
Everyone thinks this sounds disgusting when I first tell them about it. Then they try it, and they propose marriage on the spot. Okay… that was only Lauren. Still, not a bad offer, you know?