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Growing Up

Saturday, September 3rd, 2011

I’ve been trying to get at least 3 servings of veg into my diet every day.  It’s harder than it sounds.  Maybe it’s not, but it is for me.  That means I have to have 1 serving for lunch, 1 serving for snack, and 1 serving for dinner.  Snack is easy: carrots and hummus.  Lunch is always leftovers from the previous night’s dinner, so… I mostly just have to make sure I eat some veg in my dinners.  I made lettuce wraps early on this week.  I was doing quite well with those.

Then I saw this come up on my google reader.  For starters, I don’t make anything fancy.  I take fancy and make it casual.  It’s what I do.  I’m good at it.  So “Fancy Sloppy Joes” isn’t really my style.  But do you know what is?  Sneaking veg into sloppy joes.  So I ran by the grocery store on my way home from work, all prepared to pick up some carrots and zucchini to put inside of them.

Sloppy Joes

These are a bit on the spicy side of things, but feel free to modify them to your taste.  I wouldn’t at all frown on you if you wanted to use a spice pack, either.  I was going to, but the only brand I could find put all kinds of gluten into it.  Dumb.

I ate it on two slices of Rudi’s multigrain, and while the flavor was great, the texture wasn’t quite right.  The bread fell apart in my hands so I went at it with a fork.  Manageable, though not ideal.

Sneaky, Sloppy Joes:

  • 1 lb. ground beef
  • 1 zucchini, shredded
  • 2 carrots, shredded
  • 1/2 onion, diced
  • 1 small can tomato paste
  • 1 c. water
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons sugar
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons corn starch
  • 1 teaspoon paprika
  • 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
  • 1/2 teaspoon chili powder
  • dash red pepper flakes
  • salt to taste (I probably used a couple teaspoons)

Cook the ground beef and onions over medium high heat.  Drain off any excess grease.  Mix in veg, water, tomato paste, and the remaining ingredients.  Cook until veg is soft and cooked through and excess liquid has thickened.

Nothing bugs me more…

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

I realize I’ve probably begun a thousand sentences that way.  Trust me when I say that I mean them all.  I really do.  But like I was saying, nothing bugs me more…

… than when shows contradict themselves.

Like in Better Off Ted, when Linda says she’s been with the company for 6 months, but then a few episodes later, they flash back 1 year and a half to where Veronica steals her up-do.

Or in Gilmore Girls, when Lorelei tells Dean that “she’s not riding your motorcycle”, and Dean’s all like, “I don’t have a motorcycle.”  Then, in the very same season, when Christopher first shows up, Dean is like “I have a such and such kind of motorcycle.”  Ugh!  Annoying.

But since I’ve been so negative, let me tell you about something I do like.  In fact, I like it a lot.  Cherry cobbler.

This cobbler is pretty much divine.  For serious.  Oh yea.  And it’s gluten free.  Oh, you didn’t realize that?  Yea.  Nobody would know if I didn’t tell them.

This cobbler is amazing, and can be made with a variety of fruit.  It comes out crispy on the top.  Soft and fluffy underneath.  With the warm, juicy fruit beneath that.  I blame it on the butter, myself.  I blame a lot of stuff on butter, actually.  Anyway, try this.  I fed it to a bunch of gluten lovers, and they didn’t know the difference.

I’m opting out of giving you a picture for two reasons.  My roommate didn’t take any.  That lazy bum!  Also, because… well… cobbler isn’t the most photogenic of foods.  Mostly the first.  The second one is just my justification.

Cherry Cobbler:

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 c. butter, melted
  • 1 c. milk
  • 1 3/4 c. Bob’s Red Mill all purpose, gluten free flour
  • 3 t. baking powder
  • 2 c. sugar
  • 4 c. cherries, pitted (or thereabouts)
  • 1/2 t. cinnamon

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 375.  Then pour the melted butter into a 13×9 pan.

Now, you deal with the cherries.  Get them in a big pot on the stove with 1 cup of the sugar and the cinnamon.  Stir those bad boys until they boil.

Meanwhile, mix together the milk, flour, sugar, and baking powder.  No lumps.  I mean it.  Get your whisk out.  A fork just may not do the trick.  For serious.  Listen to me.

Now pour the batter over the butter.  Don’t you dare stir those two together.  Then dump the cherries in after that.  Again, don’t stir.

I said “don’t stir”.  That doesn’t mean you can’t be strategic about your dumping.  You know what I mean…

Now bake it all together for 30-40 min or until golden brown on top.

Namaste No More

Sunday, June 5th, 2011

I’m kind of in love with Parenthood.  It’s a good show.  Straight up.  But I also dig the brand “Namaste”.  They make the best pizza crust.  Remember?

Their brownies, however, get a big “whomp whomp”.  They taste like… chemicals.  I first described this to the boyfriend as a funky “aftertaste”.  After further reflection, I’ve decided it’s a funky “during-taste”.  That’s ok, though, because flourless chocolate cake is easy to make, and it’s practically the same thing only minus the chemicals and plus the richness.  Do it.  Now.

On the other hand, the pancake and waffle mix gets thumbs up from me.  See?

Breakfast for dinner = awesome

Breakfast for dinner = awesome

The waffles tasted like real waffles.  And you know it’s true because a gluten-lover thought so as well.  For reals.  The fresh whipped cream and strawberries were a nice addition too.  And I sprinkled cinnamon because I felt like it made the photo look “legit”.  Not going to lie.  That was the only motivation.  But it worked, didn’t it?

See that cinnamon?

See that cinnamon?

Something else I should probably add:

Best AJ ever!

Best AJ ever!

Seriously.  This apple juice is amazing.  Simply Apple.  So converted.  I don’t care if it does cost me an extra buck.  I’m never having regular apple juice ever again.  This tastes like a bunch of apples are having a party in my mouth.  Not even kidding.

GF pizza: WIN!

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

Remember when I was pouting about being gluten intolerant?  I do.  And my friend Bekah told me all about this.  OMG!  Best. Friend. Ever.

This stuff is boss.  Totally boss!

It's not symmetrical.  Don't judge.

It's not symmetrical. Don't judge.

I tasted a bit before I served any to the boyfriend.  I told him that it tasted like it wasn’t gluten free.  He didn’t believe me.  Until he tried it.  Now he does.  He likes it when I make pizza.

The one downside to this pizza is that it’s a bit hard to serve.  Not impossible, but a little tricky.  Here’s my recommendation.  You can use it to cut the pizza, and also to help pick it up.  It’s a slightly more effective at desticking the pizza crust than a spatula.

Also, you should buy one.  Period.  You’ll use it way more than you think you will.  I promise.

When life hands you lemons,

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

make lemonade.

When strawberries are in season, make strawberry upside down cake.

And when you’re gluten intolerant, do it anyway.

Photo by Nathan Clendenin

Photo by Nathan Clendenin

I was in a weird mood tonight.  I told my roomies that I needed some “Jen-Jen” time.  I did.  Real bad.  I locked myself in my room and laid on my bed.  Didn’t do anything.  Just laid there.  Then I watched Gilmore Girls.  Then I laid there some more.  It was pretty great.

I made this cake a few nights ago.  It was amazing fresh.  It wasn’t bad a few days old, though.  That is to say: I’d totally eat another piece.

But let’s talk about this cake.  It’s basically a pineapple upside down cake minus the molasses and canned fruit.  I’m pretty ok with those.  And then, naturally, I removed all of the gluten as well.  That part is optional, I suppose.  Here are the details:

Photo by Nathan Clendenin

Photo by Nathan Clendenin

Strawberry Upside-down Cake:

  • 1 pint strawberries, sliced
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1-2 Tbls. butter, melted
  • 1 box yellow cake mix, prepared according to directions on box

Note: These are really approximations.  A lot of it is going to depend on the cake mix you use and the pan you put it in.  GF cake mixes usually make less than standard boxed cake mixes.  If you’re curious, I went Betty Crocker.  But only because I’m new to this, and it’s one of the cheapest I could find.  I also cooked mine in my 10 inch spring form pan.  The spring form-iness of the pan wasn’t the point, so if you don’t have one, don’t sweat it.  I was just going for a big pan that would create the maximum strawberry to cake ratio.  More cake is going to mean more strawberries and more sugar.  Be flexible, and have fun.

Preheat oven to 350.  Lightly grease the bottom of your pan.  Seriously.  I mean lightly.  Spread the strawberry slices all over the bottom of your pan.  They can overlap a bit, no biggie.  You definitely want coverage, though.  Sprinkle the strawberries with sugar.  All of it.  I’m serious.  Now pour the butter evenly over the strawberries.  (My mom used to use pineapple juice instead of butter here, mostly because she reserved the juice from the can.  It totally works here, and if you’re looking to cut back on unnecessary fat in your diet, I recommend it.  It’s quite yummy, still.  Promise.)

Here’s where I started mixing up the cake batter, and that turned out to be a really good thing because it gave the butter and sugar and strawberries to all kind of hang out and get to know each other.  You definitely want the sugar, butter, and strawberries to be good friends.  Trust you me.  You do.

Dump the batter on top.  Be a little bit more gentle than that since you don’t want the strawberries to get messed up.  Make sure the batter is spread evenly.  Then bake that cake according to box directions.  I think it’ll be around 30 minutes.  Don’t be silly, though.  Make sure it’s done.  Ovens vary like whoa.

Once it’s cooled for a bit, flip that baby out onto a plate.  It’s the most deliciousest thing ever.  No lie.