A Lifetime Supply

If somebody told me I could have a lifetime supply of blank, I’m sure I’d be pretty happy.  I’m just not sure what the blank would be.  Here are some contenders:

  • Baked Tostitos Scoops: they’re obscenely expensive, especially when compared to any other tortilla chip.  But they’re baked.  And they’re scoops.  Yes, I’d definitely want these.
  • Bananas: I’d want them delivered daily (I guess I wouldn’t complain if it were every other day).  They should be yellow, absolutely no brown, with the slightest bit of a greenish tint.
  • Pebbles: Each week, I would alternate between fruity vs. cocoa.  Variety is the spice of life.
  • Peanut butter:  I go through this like you wouldn’t believe.  It’s a baker’s lifeline if she’s going gluten free.
  • Udi’s: All varieties.  Every week.  Yea, I’d eat that much Udi’s if I could.
  • Skintimate:  This is totally stupid, but shaving gel is one of those things that’s a total luxury item to me.  It’s reserved for days when I’m feeling crummy and want to rock a totally short skirt to prove to the world that I’m awesome.  If every day I wore a short skirt and proved to the world that I was awesome, I think I’d be pretty happy with life.
  • Fancy Pants Shampoo: It’s been so long since I’ve used good shampoo, I don’t even know the brand I’d choose.  But really ridiculously expensive stuff.  That makes your head feel good about itself.
  • Headphones: I’m hard on headphones.  I don’t really know why, but it probably has to do with the fact that I forget that I’m wearing them and stand up from my desk while they’re still in.  Kind of a lot.  About a pair every month or two would do, I think.

If I could get someone to deliver perfect bananas to me every single day, I’d go with that one.  Otherwise, I think I’m leaning towards the scoops.  Can you blame me, really?

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