If somebody told me I could have a lifetime supply of blank, I’m sure I’d be pretty happy. I’m just not sure what the blank would be. Here are some contenders:
- Baked Tostitos Scoops: they’re obscenely expensive, especially when compared to any other tortilla chip. But they’re baked. And they’re scoops. Yes, I’d definitely want these.
- Bananas: I’d want them delivered daily (I guess I wouldn’t complain if it were every other day). They should be yellow, absolutely no brown, with the slightest bit of a greenish tint.
- Pebbles: Each week, I would alternate between fruity vs. cocoa. Variety is the spice of life.
- Peanut butter: I go through this like you wouldn’t believe. It’s a baker’s lifeline if she’s going gluten free.
- Udi’s: All varieties. Every week. Yea, I’d eat that much Udi’s if I could.
- Skintimate: This is totally stupid, but shaving gel is one of those things that’s a total luxury item to me. It’s reserved for days when I’m feeling crummy and want to rock a totally short skirt to prove to the world that I’m awesome. If every day I wore a short skirt and proved to the world that I was awesome, I think I’d be pretty happy with life.
- Fancy Pants Shampoo: It’s been so long since I’ve used good shampoo, I don’t even know the brand I’d choose. But really ridiculously expensive stuff. That makes your head feel good about itself.
- Headphones: I’m hard on headphones. I don’t really know why, but it probably has to do with the fact that I forget that I’m wearing them and stand up from my desk while they’re still in. Kind of a lot. About a pair every month or two would do, I think.
If I could get someone to deliver perfect bananas to me every single day, I’d go with that one. Otherwise, I think I’m leaning towards the scoops. Can you blame me, really?